It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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