Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
He did a backflip because drugs
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
