question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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