I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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