I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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