Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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