The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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