Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Just pee around me
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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