we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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