Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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