Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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