Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
