There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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