just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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