yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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