Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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