He is such a slut. More and more my type.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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