I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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