google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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