Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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