if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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