I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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