I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
The power of my boobs compel you
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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