just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
