I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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