I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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