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• (207): View more from Maine

  Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.

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• (518): View more from New York

  we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.

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• (714): View more from California

  Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday

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• (469): View more from Texas

  So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.

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