..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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