I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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