ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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