I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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