is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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