Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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