i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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