i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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