What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
