She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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