Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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