My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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