i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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