that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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