Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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