Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
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