I think I just saw someone hide a body.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
