I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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