Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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