Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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