i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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