I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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