I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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