I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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