I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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