so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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