I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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